You people are calling the wrong people snowflakes.
It isn’t college kids creating safe spaces.
You are the snowflake when you expect special treatment because you have a posh car or lots of zeros in your bank account.
You are the snowflake when you treat minor customer service issues like a violation.
You are the snowflake when you shore up your feelings of alienation and inadequacy by fondling your special AmEx card.
You are the snowflake when you vote for Brexit or Trump because you don’t get it all your own way for being white and cis anymore.
You are the snowflake when you whine about ‘Remoaners’ instead of facing up to the mess YOU CREATED.
The snowflake is a PM whining that other countries are ‘ganging up on her’. The snowflake is an Attorney General who fears a woman’s laughter.
You are the snowflake when you start thinking you’re better than us. You’re not. Money is just numbers on a screen. Those numbers can change. What are you worth when they do?
You’ll find out.
We’re going to show you.